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JohnChristian
JohnChristian is an amazing, sexy, perfect guy. He is very social and loves to be with the people that matter most. He excels at all sports, especially football, lacrosse, and swimming. Everyone should be friends with a JohnChristian, he is kind, caring and truly a good friend. He is always there for others and always gives good advice.
JohnChristian by Rosy39 November 1, 2013
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JohnCJr • johncarlow • Johnchris • JohnChristian • johncracking • JohnCreed • john carlo • john crews • john-carl • John Carpenter
Johnchris
Johnchris is a name that can only be described as out of this world the man himself is a legend a superhuman he can without a doubt fuck any girl he wants yours his or my girl they all belong to him we are just borrowing them he is so amazing he can see when your about to hate on him and curve it like a punch thrown from Conner mcgregger he is the best fighter in the world no man can beat him but he is so strong he wishes not to use violence his words are like honey to your ears he can have you wiping his ass with your own paycheck if he wishes his life is like a story that can only be written by Shakespeare because of how poetic it is his story would have to be told by different people with the best knowledge in their fields for the funny parts of his life Adam Sandler would be required to narrate for his charisma only Matthew McConaughey could tell that his adventures well only the great Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could speak of Johnchris is so talented he once made a girl cum with his cock while he was soft he has eyes that can switch color from ocean blue to sea green he can speak every language known to man even the dead ones he taught King Arthur how to use Excalibur he can beat Chuck Norris, Bruce lee, Jet lee, Ip man, and Jackie Chan at the same time with one hand behind his back his cock is so huge it is what causes the earthquakes in California and the tsunamis in Asia and the hurricanes on the coast
Madi: I want Johnchris to make me his girlfriend I can't imagine life without him. Abbie: Me too I want him to make me whatever he wants .
Johnchris by Wolfwalker December 28, 2017
JohnCreed
To keep looking up words on Urban Dictionary. Addicted to Urban Dictionary. Someone who is constantly searching for adult humor on Urban Dictionary.
JohnCreed by Melissa1989 September 29, 2015
johncracking
Verb
To be Johncracking is to be so bored that you look up things you hate just so you can hate them. Johncracking has a scale going from H To JC : H, not very Johncracking MG, Rather Johncracking LTY, Very Johncracking TW, Dangerously Johncracking and JC, Ridiculously Johncracking.
Sometimes Johncracking is shortened to JC but this is incorrect as it implies extreme Johncracking.
To be Johncracking is to be so bored that you look up things you hate just so you can hate them. Johncracking has a scale going from H To JC : H, not very Johncracking MG, Rather Johncracking LTY, Very Johncracking TW, Dangerously Johncracking and JC, Ridiculously Johncracking.
Sometimes Johncracking is shortened to JC but this is incorrect as it implies extreme Johncracking.
(David) Oh Man I was so johncracking last night i even looked up Twilight!
(Bobe) Woah man thats pretty JC
johncracking by Mister Pineapple October 17, 2008
JohnCarlos
An amazing person who’s probably obsessed with Disney. Loves Tom Holland and is probably gonna marry him someday. PAA Student
He’s JohnCarlos
JohnCarlos by JCH616 November 21, 2021
johncarlos
johncarlos by wrdddd November 21, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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