John R.

An obsessive elderly man who, while seemingly friendly at first, will become obsessive and clingy once you become friends. Will call you daily multiple times until you answer the phone, and will make excuses to come to your house, such as claiming he forgot something or left something or claiming he wants to give you something. Will then not take a hint and overstay his welcome. If he can't mangle his way into your house, he will stop by uninvited, and knowing you won't want to be disrespectful and tell him to leave, will further overstay his welcome. If you do not pick up the phone, he will come to your house, thus forcing you to answer the phone. Will drive by your house numerous times in a stalking nature. Will insist on going everywhere with you, no matter the place, and will refuse to wash his hands after he uses the restroom. Don't get yourself a JR. (John R.)

Elizabeth: I just met this guy that's super friendly and is willing to help me with literally anything I need. He's great!
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.

Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.

John R. by imtellingnothingbutthetruth February 12, 2023

John R. Lindensmith 

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Fat on Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.

John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.

John R. Lindensmith by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

John Roberts Laws 

21st Century US laws that restrict voter turnout among minorities and people with limited incomes.

In Shelby County v. Holder, 2013, the US Supreme Court declared parts of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 unconstitutional in a 5-4 decision. The majority opinion was written by Chief Justice John Roberts. Only justices appointed by Republican presidents voted to strike down the law.

Chief Justice Roberts later wrote in McCutcheon: There is no right more basic in our democracy than the right to participate in electing our political leaders.

McCutcheon removed aggregate spending limits on campaign contributions.

Linda Greenhouse @ NY Times noted: Roberts's subject then was the right to spend money in politics, not the right to vote. If people conclude that the current Supreme Court majority cares more about the first than the second — surely a logical inference — the court will have entered a dangerous place.

After Shelby, many states with a history of poll bias - previously ended by the Voting Rights Act - passed laws designed to suppress voter turnout. These laws include so-called Voter ID laws, reductions in early voting, and restricting acceptable ID to ID more often held by Republicans - for example, Texas polls accept gun licenses, but not state college ID.

In honor of Chief Justice John Roberts opinion in Shelby, and the similarity of laws that followed to Jim Crow laws, these laws are now known as John Roberts Laws, aka Voter Suppression Laws or the Republican Poll.

Republicans were embarrassed by undemocratically winning a gerrymandered House majority while losing the popular vote for it in an un-American fashion, so they declared a fake mandate and passed a bunch of John Roberts Laws to punish and disenfranchise the people who voted against them.

John Roberts Laws by Moo Paradigm October 30, 2014

John Raitt Chug(JRC)

The act of pretending to drink beer but actually leaning backwards over a balcony and holding the beer up to the side of your face thus pouring it off the balcony. Can also easily be done at a pasture party.

Kyle claims to drink thirty beers last night but after canceling out the John Raitt Chug(JRC)'s he only drank four.

John Raitt Chug(JRC) by eatballs October 3, 2009

john rey 

There's only one way to describe John Rey. John Rey is handsome, smart, kind and brave. In short John Rey is AWESOME.

You'll never find someone like John Rey.

john rey by 100Truths&Facts November 13, 2019

John Rick

Is the handsome and also a good lover in he is good example of loyal.

how it's possible but this is impossible for name John Rick

John Rick by Antonymes June 7, 2021

john-raped

the thing that happens when you take a dump and a piece of poo splashes into the toilet water causing a splash which then the water from the splash goes up your anus

also can be known as aqua-raped

"dude, i took tuge a huge dump and splash from it john-raped me."

john-raped by P.J. is hot March 17, 2010