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John Wall 

Origin: Former Kentucky basketball player who played for only one year and then bolted for the NBA. If it wasn't for the NBA age rule, he wouldn't have gone to Kentucky; he used them to gain national attention...aka "one and done."

-noun

1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason

2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you

-verb

1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand

2. The act of feigning interest when there is none

Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus

Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun

1. Conversation between guy and girl:

Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?

Girl: I would love to!

*Next day*

Guy: So, you ready to hang out?

Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.

Guy: You are such a John Wall.

-verb

1. Two guys talking to each other:

Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?

Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
John Wall by IHATEJOHNWALL(S) May 26, 2010
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John Wall'n 

The Sensation Sweeping the Nation. The greatest dance ever created. a simple flex by the Great John Wall forever changed our world.

To flex like and move your clenched fist in and out.
trin: you see jack hit that game winner he was john wall'n after he was so happy

ryan: joe only hit that game winner cause i was john wall'n in the back

peter: he was john wall'n to all the songs last night

john wall was john wall'n after makin dude look foolish
John Wall'n by thecommonfiasco February 21, 2010

John Wall Dance 

Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.
Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!
John Wall Dance by HitStick93 March 1, 2010

The John Wall Era 

Is is the time period when John Wall leads the Kentucky Wildcats to a National Championship for the first time since 1998!!!! ohh and yes he will go KENTUCKY!!!!
Nobody will ever forget The John Wall Era in 2010 when the Wildcats won their 8th NCAA championship.

wall john 

a wall mounted uranial
be right back i got to use the wall john
wall john by gomer83 May 31, 2007

John Wallis 

A truly big boy youtuber who gained 10 millions subs and lost them all in the same day however will be back up there someday. He is truly an amazing and as the Americans like to say "funny." He has definitely never tried to kiss up to a big youtuber for subs and his favorite food is himself because he a snac and a half.
John Wallis is my favorite YouTuber and he is potentially the best person to live on this earth.
John Wallis by johngwallis July 13, 2018

John Wallace Middle School 

A school in Connecticut where they're basic bitches in there who think they're popular, but there not. A lot of fuckboys who think they're lit or popular but there not. Pretty a school of basic bitches and fuckboys.
Person 1: what school you go to.
Person 2 : John Wallace Middle School
Person 1: I pray for u
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