John K 

A really great guy who is talented in more ways than one. He’s very funny, sweet, and an all around great person to be with! (in a nutshell the best person ever :D )

Ava: I like John K a lot, he’s the sweetest ever and is always saying nice things to me that make my heart flutter.

Bria: *bark*

Ava: Aw i know right :)

John K by LoLfArtsFARTS March 11, 2020

John K 

When you fuck the living shit out of Steven Kyle Blake

Why did you just John K it?

John K by PraisebetoDexter1133 February 9, 2022

john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls

i'm detective john kimble! i'm a cop you eediot!

john kimble! by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004

John Kimble 

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

John Kimble by Sparda January 16, 2005

john kern 

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples

Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern

john kern by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018

Detective John Kimble 

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

Detective John Kimble by Browndown August 10, 2003

Ark John Keats Academy 

The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵

A new person in AJK: First day at school!

AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.

Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.

Ark John Keats Academy by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020