Replaces any foul or obscene words
Can be used to describe a nice booty
Dude, I just johnkulated.
My johnk is huge right now.
I would johnk you so hard
That girl has a nice johnk.
I would rip that johnk up.
I got a johnker in my pants
I'm gonna go ape johnk you

"OH MY GODDD JAJAHAAHAA"
by Niceass21 April 20, 2009
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doing, anything. sexual or otherwise, if you can johnke it, it's possible.
"dude i was totally johnking that chick last night"
"no johnking way! you lucky johnker!"

"I just johnked that science test."
"Oh that's okay, let's go johnke in the car."
by THE Johnkinator April 20, 2009
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Is a sensitive, caring person, who may have a small penis, but the girl that likes him doesnt care how big his penis is... He doesnt understand that age doesnt matter, and the Girl of his dreams, his soul mate, is younger then him. People tell him all the time that age shouldnt matter and if the girl who likes him keeps getting treated the way he has been treating her, then he will loose the most amazing, thoughtful, caring girl that he could ever date in this world!!
Friend 1: Is that Rob Johnke?
Friend 2: Oh the real handsome one right there?
Friend 1: Yes, Who is he?
Friend 2: The man of my dreams!!!!
by Xia-Xie January 1, 2012
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A bitch-ass security guard who has a part time park ranger job and fuckin acts power hungry .
“Ayo, fuck JohnK, he an opp bitch-ass park ranger
by mcnuggetnuts April 28, 2022
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Johnk Mank is a famous teacher in LSC. He also has an important role in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. Though he is not broken like Wang Lai, he can evolve Wang Lai using his own powers, but the consequence is to die. He is such a good friend of Wang Lai that he sacrificed himself for him. Wang Lai transformed into Johnk Wank Lai after he has gotten the powers of Johnk Mank.
A: I got Johnk Wank Lai in the game!
B: U won. Johnk Mank is OP.
by Johnk Mank lover December 17, 2021
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