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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.
me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.
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John F Kennedy High School

The most amazing school. they are not "drug dealers" or "uneducated" becuase we do not go to some dumb preppy school. GOD IS GOOD....ALL THE TIME....AND ALL THE TIME....GOD IS GOOD.
Hey did you hear about that cool Anna Girl?

YEA????

SHE GOES TO John F Kennedy High School
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John F Kennedy

Michael: The guy in that youtube video "Chief Whadadeal" looks exactly like a girl i used to date.

Earl: Whaaa?

Michael: John F Kennedy, Im straight.

Earl: bahahah you play to much Mike

Michael: now Im having second thoughts, Im pretty sure that was a girl...scary
by WeBeTakinSouls May 30, 2011
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John F Kennedy

Possibly the most overrated president we have ever had.
-Fucked up the bay of pigs, in which we lost cuba to communism
-Got us into vietnam
-Was elected beacause he had mob connections
-Johnson was the person to push for the civil rights
-John as well pushed for the war on poverty
-almost brought america to the brink of destuction during the cuban missile crisis.
-Stole the famous Quote "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country from a dead ww2 vet.
-All around penis
-couldnt even dodge bullets like Geral ford or regan.
After reviewing John F Kennedys presidency, the american public should relize that he was totale fuck up.

Bobby Kennedy was the True Activist, and reformer.

How can anybosy regard JFK as good president?
There is not one postive contribution
by Baraconda December 13, 2008
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Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod
by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022
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