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John Cock 

John Cock is what you get if you kiss a prostitute.
After kissing the hooker I could taste John Cock.
John Cock by sqitso March 31, 2008
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john cock 

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈
person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!
john cock by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023

john cock 

has a big penits
john cock by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023

John Thomas Cock Addiction 

a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.
i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.

John Cocking Farm 

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

John the Baptist Cockfish 

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine
"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow
If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…
Hand Johncock by linkslice1 June 21, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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