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john cock
person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?
person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!
person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!
john cock by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023
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john cock by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023
John Thomas Cock Addiction
a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.
John Thomas Cock Addiction by 419 ballers April 22, 2009
John Cocking Farm
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
John Cocking Farm by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
John the Baptist Cockfish
A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine
"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."
John the Baptist Cockfish by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010
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Hand Johncock by linkslice1 June 21, 2024
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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