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Jokesterbate 

Jokesterbate: To laugh at ones own joke, to be the only one to laugh at ones own joke. To look like a complete nerd and or tool by laughing at ones own joke.
"Wow you just jokesterbated all over yourself"

"Do you enjoy jokesterbating?"

"Did you really have to jokesterbate in front of my mom?"

"Why don't you just go ahead and jokesterbate and i'll continue to drink my beer"

"Quit Jokesterbating and pass the joint"

"That joke was terrible, you got your jokesterbate jizz all over me"
Jokesterbate by Robert Rogue April 19, 2010
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Jogsterbate 

To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.
"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"
Jogsterbate by Seconds_left October 9, 2011
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Jokesterbation 

The act of laughing at one's own joke.

i.e. Jokesterbater, jokesterbation, jokesterbate
Guy after telling a joke: "LOL"

His friends: "Quit your jokesterbation"
Jokesterbation by Van Buren December 9, 2010
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