A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

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Your hand that you masturbate with.

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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