St Joesph by the Sea High School 

one of 7 high school located right off of hylan blvd on staten island in New York. this is the school where most rich kids go from the football feild. but not everyone is rich their are some kids who have low enough incomes to go their for free through some scholarship program, and there is a cheat for kids who come from divorced parents that pay a much lower fee because of child support fees. the school is very challenging so if u go there and ur not smart than u probably have rich parents paying to keep u there. it’s basically a college prep school but disguised as a catholic school. they do all of their work on iPads so whatever the latest ipad. sea has a bad rep of stuck up hoes going their but a majority of the girls are so nice. sea has an over the top athletics programs and has every sport like: football, basketball,

golf, tennis, sailing, hockey, and a few more that i just don’t know as well as the weirdest clubs like: robotics, italian club, something to do with a daily news and much more. they have a whole team of scientists who will observe you and help you do things like become faster, loose weight, gain muscle, etc.. and they have a chiropractor and some companys app that coaches use to track how much time you spend at their gym and on each piece of equipment it’s basically like having a personal trainer. overall it’s a great school and here’s some advice that the staff won’t tell you - once you get passed midterms it gets easier.

eighth grader- i can’t figure out which high school to go to

ninth grader- well there’s not many options tville is not a good education, csi is for weird kids, moore is on the north shore, all public schools besides tville are in bad neighborhoods, st joesph by the sea high school everyone says is to hard, u prob don’t want to go to an all boy/ all girl school, and tech is impossible to get into unless your russian or asian so good luck

St Joesph by the Sea High School by catholicgallad August 16, 2019

Joesph, the 

1) Being the big man.
2) An elaborate attempt to create a dazzling display of evasion and tactics taking up a great deal of time and effort (for both the on-looker and performer) only to end in utter and complete failure. Painful to watch in many cases.

Hiding out at a safe-house with a future-girlfriend only to be busted by your then current-girlfriend in a humilating scene in front of friends and onlookers.

Meg: Can I speak with you outside
Kev: he pulled a Joesph
Ed: Too fancy
C: anyone for orange juice?
Joe: sorry ed.

Joesph, the by foug January 17, 2005

St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)

1) HELL

2) MORE HELL

3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning

4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment

5) The uniforms suck

6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes

7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)

8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.

9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!

10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile

11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"

Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"

My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"

St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania) by ej747 July 23, 2019

st joseph the worker catholic academy 

A trash school in Windsor Terrace where teachers are racist, and don’t do anything to help the school. Rats roam the lunch room, people fight in the bathroom,vape in class, and teachers bully kids.

Joan Martinez Cruz: This is my last year here.
James: I doubt that. You fail math. I will never get into a good highschool since I went to st Joseph the worker catholic Academy

st joseph the worker catholic academy by James Flynn December 5, 2018

Joseph the uncle 

A person who so indrenched in conspiracy theories that he thinks that he thinks that's he's living in the matrix and what ever bad events are happening in the world are just a glitch.

Mother: hey son, do you see that neighbor from across the street?
Son: is it the man that is always yelling "email the developers I feel chest pain"?
Mother: well yes son! This person falls under the category of Joseph the uncle😊

Joseph the uncle by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020

Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third 

Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third is a very smart and innovative individual who is very handsome, with his moustache, his very beautiful dark purple hair and his orange sci-fi glasses. He has created a lot of hit games such as: "Joe's (Totally Legal) Flight Simulator", "Joe's Tower Defense" and "Joe's Driving Simulator".

Jones: "Man i love Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third's games! They're amazing!
Bob: "Yea, my favorite one is the flight simulator!"

Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third by Kaj_Cool November 23, 2021

joseph the carrot boy 

a boy that looks like a carrot

you:man he is such a joseph the carrot boy!

joseph the carrot boy by weirdoripedjeans January 29, 2019