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Joe-Hawk 

A hairstyle commonly worn by CTY Res life staff, it invokes the style of hard-rock and Punk, within in a contemporary and more simplistic setting. The Joe-Hawk is often considered the pinnacle of hair styling for those who have been blessed to have seen it. It is gelled up in the front to form a peak of greatness, followed by flowing streaks of a well groomed mane.
Guy 1: Who and what was that?
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome
Joe-Hawk by JoeHawk140 July 14, 2010
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Joe Hawk 

A young ass eating male who sounds like Batman.
A West haven idol
Oh my god I was packing the section and saw someone Joe Hawking
Joe Hawk by Aids apple February 10, 2020

Declan joe Hawkins 

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home
im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins
Declan joe Hawkins by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021
A hairstyle popularized by Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Somewhat like a mohawk but not as drastic.
only joe jonas can pull off the joehawk
JoeHawk by lilfiftyfour August 14, 2007
A hair style very simalar to a fauxhawk or fohawk. Instead of having the hair on the side as longer and then combing it up into the middle to form the fauxhawk, The hair in the middle is left longer and is combed straight up. The side hair is combed to the center as well, but forms the sides of the 'hawk. A much cleaner version of the fauxhawk. Named after creator.
A: Nice fauxhawk, joe
J: Its not a fauxhawk, its a joehawk
joehawk by joecacola January 31, 2005
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