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Joe Joe's

Another name for crack cocaine...
one joe = to $20
Get the Joe Joe's from the car.
I got some Joe's left.
by RockRock February 16, 2009
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Uncle Joe's basement

A place where little kids go to be filled by Uncle Joe's juices
Uncle Joe's basement is almighty in basement with little kids
by Uncle joe's kiddy handler February 14, 2020
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Joe's law

A law which states that nothing in existence is a product of chance or possibility; everything happens for a reason, free will is considered as a illusion. Thus those in control have power over you by giving you the idea of choice. Joe's law can't be neither approved nor denied
Joseph Joe K. : None of you can prove me that everything that has, is or will happen isn't just a part of a preset simulation. Joe's law is undeniable!
by Sanron April 18, 2019
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Nigger Joe's tar soap

I went to the niggerabilia store and I found some Nigger Joe's Tar Soap.
by Sam Leisenring March 12, 2017
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Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
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Trader Joe's

A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.
I went to Trader Joe's and was swept up in a crowd of whiteness.
by matchflame July 28, 2004
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See you at Joe's?

Words uttered by teenagers as they prepare themselves for a cult-like tradition in which anything could happen.
Tommy: See you at Joe's?
Ryan: Hell yeah man
by jepsos September 18, 2018
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