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Uncle Joe's basement
Uncle Joe's basement by Uncle joe's kiddy handler February 14, 2020
Joe's law
A law which states that nothing in existence is a product of chance or possibility; everything happens for a reason, free will is considered as a illusion. Thus those in control have power over you by giving you the idea of choice. Joe's law can't be neither approved nor denied
Nigger Joe's tar soap
Nigger Joe's tar soap by Sam Leisenring March 12, 2017
Joe's Hoes
Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes
-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients
-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be
-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.
-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.
Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes
-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients
-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be
-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.
-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.
Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"
Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"
Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"
Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"
Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
Joe's Hoes by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
Trader Joe's
Trader Joe's by matchflame July 28, 2004
See you at Joe's?
Words uttered by teenagers as they prepare themselves for a cult-like tradition in which anything could happen.
See you at Joe's? by jepsos September 18, 2018
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"