16 definitions by Sam Leisenring
"Look at those majestic flap flaps in the water!"
"I played with her majestic flap flaps last night."
"I played with her majestic flap flaps last night."
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
A numbjob is tugging your dick with a twist. Most people would sit on their hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off, giving the feeling of someone else giving you a handjob.
by Sam Leisenring August 29, 2016
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
1. The scientific word for a female dog. Not used a lot by the public.
2. Vulgar word for a woman. Usually describing a thot, prostitute, or a stripper.
3. When in an argument with anyone, the most common word to call someone.
2. Vulgar word for a woman. Usually describing a thot, prostitute, or a stripper.
3. When in an argument with anyone, the most common word to call someone.
1. This is a bitch, also referred to as a female dog.
2. That slutty girl is such a bitch.
3. You're a bitch, Johnny!
2. That slutty girl is such a bitch.
3. You're a bitch, Johnny!
by Sam Leisenring April 3, 2015
Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.
Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.
by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015
A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
The streak of hair (usually in men ages 16 and up) that leads from your belly button to your genitals.
by Sam Leisenring April 8, 2015