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Male Hoe Bag especially named Joe. Likely Gen X former college athlete but you wouldn't know it. Was a bit of a hoe bag in high school and college. Privilege maxxing followed into the family business like Real Estate or Sales role. Drives Mercedes. Nice tier vehicle. Has beers at lunch on company card. Verbally Acknowledges HR violations on self and others in casual conversations to promote healthy camaraderie. While the term might present as negative. It's actually used correctly in self reflection or term if affection with coworkers. Joe Bag is actually very likeable and decent human.

In Spanish, Joe Bag can be pronounced with an H sound or Y sound.
Joe: i was a total Joe Bag in high school. I was sticking it in anything I could.

Friend: Joe was a Hoe Bag, wait Joe Bag. ~ in reference to younger days well lived that are not sustainable long term.
Joe Bag by NoKinchesAllowed July 24, 2026
Words you can keep
one who thinks they are the shit and above the law when really they are just a narrowminded pain in the ass, dumbass, or any other kind of cockblock.
Don't be a fucking joe-bag!
joe-bag by God____ November 15, 2010
Popular word in east Tyrone and north Armagh for condoms.
Here lad, do you have any joe-bags?
Joe-bag by OGarmaile January 2, 2019

Joe Bag'o'Donuts 

a common phrase used in Mr Will's history classes, referring to your average Joe or someone he may have ran into while at the submarine races or drinking his root beer. he's a bodiless entity, one that can be used to fill in the hole that people constantly come across when "point making" within the classrooms at Tiverton High School.
"I don't give a damn if the president or effing ...Joe Bag'o'Donuts comes here"

"These Cuban cigar stores, they just don't care who walks in as long as you got the money, it can be someone as old as me, someone as young as you or Joe Bag 'O' Donuts!"

sleepy joe bag 

Hey weed is legal

Yeh fool can you get me a Sleepy Joe bag
sleepy joe bag by Jeepy Slow November 3, 2020

sleepy joe bag 

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe
sleepy joe bag by Jeepy Slow November 3, 2020

a bag of joe 

something that is very useful
WOW! That new car is a bag of joe!
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