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To get slapped in the face by a condom. The condom being either used or unused, filled or unfilled with any substance whatsoever.
Joe got joed by John.
Joe* by Guillaume January 31, 2005
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Mike Hunt: Have you heard of Joe?
Ben Dover: Who's Joe?
Joe by Adrianne0620 October 11, 2019
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Someone who makes fun of you for your social disorder
Joe always makes fun of my autism
Joe by Killertherm February 28, 2020
Funny, sometimes acts gay, can get on your nerves, smart but acts like a dumbass.
"Stop being a Joe"
"You're a Joe"
Joe by xX1nsan1tyXx April 10, 2015
Someone that you never ask who they are
Smart Fella: I’m going to a party with Joe
Fart Smella: Who’s Joe?
Smart Fella: JOE MAM-
Joe by SpookyTheMimikyu April 28, 2022
bethany: hey do you know joe?
taylor: joe who?
bethany: JOE MAMA!!!
joe by joemamaaaaaaaaaaa October 14, 2019
A simple, yet deadly curse. Many mortals will ask "who is Joe" and get hit with the "Joe Mama".
Thomas the Dank Engine: Do you know Joe?
Mortal: Who is Joe?
Thomas the Dank Engine: Joe Mama.
Joe by BredAndButter November 1, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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