Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Jockboy syndrome 

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.
Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.
Jacobo is like the Spanish version of Jacob. They are very intelligent and mysterious. They are sensitive at times, but can be they most amazing person you can meet. As well as sexy, most people with the name Jacobo are generally very passionate and care very much about the person they are with. They usually never make a mistake about who they love... They are wonderful kissers and give the best hugs... They are more than anyone could ask for.
Jacobo was like the most attractive person at the party last night!
Jacobo by um hey... June 7, 2014

Jacobotweets 

The only member on FT who is followed by the creator of Twitter, jack dorsey
Jacobotweets begged Crewsmat for a retweet. Jacobotweets is very young and gets bullied in spaces
Jacobotweets by Cooldragon17 October 4, 2021
He is a person who has the best smile out of everyone in the world but doesn’t smile much. He is tall, has dark hair, and the deepest brown eyes that you can get lost in. He is a quiet and sometimes awkward individual but once you start talking to him he is extremely funny and quick witted. He is very intelligent and has great and ambitious plans for his future. He has had an unpleasant past but an immensely bright future. He is hardworking and is always prepared to help. He can write stories and poems that will bring anyone to tears. He is searching for love and he may find it soon, in someone unexpected. If you ever meet a Jacobo never let them forget their worth and their importance to the world.
Jacobo, did you get a haircut? Yes. You look snazzy!
Jacobo by Picklesarentafruit August 9, 2019
A Jewish hobo. A Jew who spends all their time hoarding pennies but is still poor
That kid is such a joobow
joobow by asatre January 13, 2010
A type of person who would find and beat up anyone who makes fun of them.
He about to Jacobo your ass if he finds you. Better run away while you can.
Jacobo by TheOneTrueJacobo May 5, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more