Jockpodge

The flab and girth acquired by sporty men when they stop exercising or hit the middle-ages.

Man! Did you see Carey Elwes? He's got jockpodge going on!

by Daniel L Carter October 21, 2004

Jocksogen

Name for the air that is breathed in when a sweaty athletic cup is placed over the mouth and nose like a respirator.

"That change room is so disgusting i might as well put my jockstrap on my face and get a pure dose of jocksogen."

by CanHas June 19, 2009