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Jocksygen 

The act of sneaking up behind someone in the locker room after gym class or a football game and wrapping your freshly used jock strap around their face and pulling it tight.
I ended up with the scent of taint on my face when Joey gave me jocksygen after the game.
Jocksygen by braves006 January 2, 2009
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jocksygen 

To place a dity jock strap over your
face like a oxygen mask.
Those guys in the locker room gave him some jocksygen....
jocksygen by bonneville babe February 8, 2005

Jockxygen 

When, in a lockerroom setting, one player takes his/her cup, turns it upside down, and puts it on the face of a teammate so that it resembles an oxygen mask.
"I gave Bill the worst jockxygen in history yesterday, he nearly passed out!"
Jockxygen by JoeMamma123456789 April 12, 2008

Jockxygen 

When, in a lockerroom setting, one player takes his/her cup, turns it upside down, and puts it on the face of a teammate so that it resembles an oxygen mask.
"I gave Bill the worst jockxygen in history yesterday he nearly passed out!"
Jockxygen by JoeMamma123456789 April 13, 2008

jockspenae 

A French way of saying JC Penny to make it sound better than it actually is.
I got this shirt from Jockspenae!
jockspenae by Redickulus June 17, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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