Jockney 

An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.

I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.

Jockney by Lord Football October 22, 2008

Broadcast Jockey 

Broadcast Jockeys, also known as BJs, are Koreans who stream games, music, singing, live talk sessions and sometimes sexually suggestive acts, albeit without nudity. Websites like afreecaTV allow BJs to earn through their streams by giving viewers the ability to pay for certain services.

This Broadcast Jockey girl is cute.

Broadcast Jockey by realmsofmen August 14, 2016

Curb jockey 

A homeless person.

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.

Curb jockey by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

Pump Jockey 

see Pump Monkey

Hank Hill: i sale propane and propane accessories.

Cotton Hill: Pump Jockey! Works for tips!

Pump Jockey by Jasshonkey1 October 16, 2009

Cube Jockey

A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.

Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.

Cube Jockey by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008

Fog Jockey 

A man/woman with no whip. They rode in on the fog so to speak.

Bro: "Hey gurl, you wanna go out Saturday night?"
Gurl: “You picking me up on your bike? Hell no, I aint going out with no fog jockey!”

Fog Jockey by Whistlestick July 8, 2018

sports jockey 

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.

Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?

sports jockey by Loxi July 17, 2009