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Jochanon 

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.
I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.
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Not a lucky charm frootloop looking mf
Very kind and attractive

His interest are sports and poetry
Valerie loves johanan
Johanan by Jojojaiijaii June 2, 2020
A quiet and nice boy, he seems a chill person to hang out with.He likes to wear flannel shirts and vans, people might think he’s bad influence but he’s a sweetheart.
Why does Johanan sits by himself
Johanan by A sad boy November 21, 2021
A very unique name and this is the first platform were you can find this word. A girl name , which herself is very unique and crazy . This names girls are cute , self respected , smart , trust everyone easily and pure hearted.
A. I jochana writing my names definition myself because no one about this name.
jochana by Jyani November 25, 2021

johanantaylor 

very handsome
loving
caring
only for Cienna
johanantaylor is for Cienna and only her.
johanantaylor by CennaMoede February 7, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026