Jochanan

One word to describe him, hot. if you see a Jochanan make sure to not look at him directly or your eyes will burn from his beautiful commanding presence. He is second only to God. Some might say Jochanan is a superior entity to humans.

"Ah what is that bright light?"
"It must be a Jochanan"

by Ex Man Yes March 4, 2021

Jochanon

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.

I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.

by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022

Johanan

Not a lucky charm frootloop looking mf
Very kind and attractive

His interest are sports and poetry

Valerie loves johanan

by Jojojaiijaii June 2, 2020

Johanan

A quiet and nice boy, he seems a chill person to hang out with.He likes to wear flannel shirts and vans, people might think he’s bad influence but he’s a sweetheart.

Why does Johanan sits by himself

by A sad boy November 21, 2021

jochana

A very unique name and this is the first platform were you can find this word. A girl name , which herself is very unique and crazy . This names girls are cute , self respected , smart , trust everyone easily and pure hearted.

A. I jochana writing my names definition myself because no one about this name.

by Jyani November 25, 2021

johanantaylor

very handsome
loving
caring
only for Cienna

johanantaylor is for Cienna and only her.

by CennaMoede February 7, 2022