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joan (noun) 

Pronounced 'Joe~un', a country girl, was in those big pre~1950 dictionaries.
Montana sure has a good choice of joan (noun) farmer's daughter's hotties!
joan (noun) by Starchylde December 27, 2014
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Joan Rivers 

A Dead Clown Carcass
Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass
Joan Rivers by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009
Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.
*loud noises, everyone talking.*
Joanah: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018
Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.
Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"
Joana by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021

joana ceddia 

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joana ceddia? um I think u meant john cena
joana ceddia by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019
Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joan")
"When I grow up, I want to be Joan!"

"Look at Joan, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joan is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joan!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joan!"
Joan by wittier than you February 4, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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