Jizzy Balls
Jizzy Balls by doofus of desire September 6, 2006
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Jizz Ball
A Jizz Ball occurs after you jerk off in the shower and it gets on you. You will notice that the jizz or cum will become sticky and can be rolled into tiny balls. The tiny balls of jizz can then be flicked on to opponents.
Jizz Ball by David Rzzzzzz April 22, 2008
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Jizzly Ball Cake
A spongy desert enjoyed by many young men around the globe. Tastes salty, and is often eaten after a full, warm, steamy meal. Goes well with cream. Warning: may contain nuts.
Louis: mmmhmmm that was some good Jizzly Ball Cake we had last night
Duggy: I made it myself
Louis: Sweeeeeeeeeet
Duggy: I made it myself
Louis: Sweeeeeeeeeet
Jizzly Ball Cake by louismitchell July 3, 2009
Jizz Ball
When the coach comes up to the mound to talk to the infield and everyone circle jerks on the baseball until wet. This works effectively on the next pitch the pitcher throws.
Matt, freddy, rob, and luke sucked in the infield. So they huddled up and threw the JIZZ BALL to the next hitter.
Jizz Ball by Matt and Freddy April 8, 2008
jizz ball
pretty much the dirtiest pitch in the history of baseball. to throw it, you must first rub some jizz (cum, semen) on the baseball. Once you have to amount you feel is right, you then go into your windup and throw that ball with i sort of cuveball like motion. If thrown correctly and with the right amount of jizz, there should be about an 18-20 foot break on the ball and the batter will be absolutely devastated, straight up poned.
Jizz Ball
A ball of jizz. It is also known as a wordcum ball or a wordsemen ball.
Homosexuals like to put them in their drinks and mouths, and so do chicks, but not lesbians. Lesbians would much rather lick a hairy cunt, just like I would, except, without the hair. God damn lesbians.
Homosexuals like to put them in their drinks and mouths, and so do chicks, but not lesbians. Lesbians would much rather lick a hairy cunt, just like I would, except, without the hair. God damn lesbians.
Jizz Ball by Big and Sexy Pete July 30, 2003
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