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Jizzticulate

A portmanteau of “jizz” and “gesticulate.”

To jack off to the point of coming, at which point the hand follows the jizz stream outward and away from the body, resembling a wildly emphatic gesture similar to that of an Italian or Jewish grandmother.
When my girl got up to put her clothes back on, I incredulously jizzticulated that she hadn't even licked my asshole yet.
Jizzticulate by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020
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Jizzaculate 

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.
"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."
Jizzaculate by Jeff September 5, 2005
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Jizzdickulate 

To use one's hands in a dramatic fashion while jerking off
I will. Jizzdickulate tonight if it doesn't make too much noise
Jizzdickulate by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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