Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 5, 2005

wizzaculate

The act of attempting to wizz when you have a full tank of semen and instead of urine coming out of your penis the flow is interrupted by ejaculate.

After not getting any for a month, Tim went to urinate and was surprised to wizzaculate all over the ivory throne.

by FrancisFerdinand September 29, 2009

Jizzaculation

1. When you get confused and wanted to say ejaculate, but start saying jizz then you commit to the whole ejaculation idea and create a monstrosity of a word.

2. Opposite of a drymax

"My dingaschlong and I had a real nice jizzaculation session."

by bingbong1997 January 28, 2019

jizzulate

Erratic spasms of the hips while shooting cum that is of a Coca-Cola fizz like consistency on a woman's vagina or a man's butthole.

His jizzulate was the sickest looking shit she had ever seen come out of a man or human being. She promptly wiped herself off with his T-shirt before vomiting in the shower.

by Ephlik June 9, 2015

Jizzticulate

A portmanteau of “jizz” and “gesticulate.”

To jack off to the point of coming, at which point the hand follows the jizz stream outward and away from the body, resembling a wildly emphatic gesture similar to that of an Italian or Jewish grandmother.

When my girl got up to put her clothes back on, I incredulously jizzticulated that she hadn't even licked my asshole yet.

by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020

Jizzulate

To ejaculate semen while celebrating.

He had not planned to jizzulate upon winning the game. But he did.

by Purplehanz June 9, 2023