Jizzster 

(noun) One who partakes in jizzing

Hey! That jizzster just inseminated my wife!

Jizzster by Tehl337 April 25, 2004

Jizzterine Coctail 

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.

Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.

Jizzterine Coctail by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010

jizzaster 

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

jizzaster by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzaster 

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

jizzaster by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

jizaster 

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster

last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

jizaster by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009

Jizzaster 

1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role

3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.

"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"

Jizzaster by HalJalikeakik May 31, 2015

jizzaster 

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

jizzaster by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005