jizzaster 

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

jizzaster by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzaster 

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

jizzaster by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

Jizzaster 

1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role

3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.

"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"

Jizzaster by HalJalikeakik May 31, 2015

jizzaster 

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

jizzaster by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005

jizzaster 

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

jizzaster by peterminator February 22, 2011

Jizzaster 

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

Jizzaster by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018

JIZZASTER 

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

JIZZASTER by Fenoogle September 30, 2014