Jizzmatron

Useful man-machine imported to a lucky lonely lady's boudoir. Aka a jizzdroid.

"We think we know the perfect bachelorette gift for solitary Martha," said Penelope, always down with the latest trends. "This dude is a regular jizzmatron. I've already placed the order."

"Covid layoffs left me without a job," said Howie the paralegal. "So I plundered the gig economy for work as a jizzdroid. Pretty sweet all around."

by Hifalutin! January 22, 2022

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jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

by evak April 6, 2008

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Jizzamathon

When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.

Jizz-a-mathon

"Dude a group of my friends just jizzed themselves randomly"

"You just had a jizzamathon"

by FapMonster October 6, 2011

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Jizzathon

Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.

"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"

by ThenIJizzedNMyPants April 2, 2009

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Jizzamatropolis

A place a male goes to when the sex is so good and he's about to ejaculate. A land full of steamy ejaculate. Is said to be a mythical land but others disagree and believe this place exists!

Nigga, the sex last night was SO good I partied all night in jizzamatropolis.

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Hey boo, you wanna go with me to Jizzamatropolis?

by Alicia Zizzo May 17, 2006

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