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Jizzmatron 

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Useful man-machine imported to a lucky lonely lady's boudoir. Aka a jizzdroid.
"We think we know the perfect bachelorette gift for solitary Martha," said Penelope, always down with the latest trends. "This dude is a regular jizzmatron. I've already placed the order."

"Covid layoffs left me without a job," said Howie the paralegal. "So I plundered the gig economy for work as a jizzdroid. Pretty sweet all around."
Jizzmatron by Hifalutin! January 22, 2022
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jizzaroni and cheese 

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macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something
jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche
jizzaroni and cheese by evak April 6, 2008

Jizzamathon 

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When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.

Jizz-a-mathon
"Dude a group of my friends just jizzed themselves randomly"

"You just had a jizzamathon"
Jizzamathon by FapMonster October 6, 2011

Jizzathon

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Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.
"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"

Jizzamatropolis 

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A place a male goes to when the sex is so good and he's about to ejaculate. A land full of steamy ejaculate. Is said to be a mythical land but others disagree and believe this place exists!
Nigga, the sex last night was SO good I partied all night in jizzamatropolis.

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Hey boo, you wanna go with me to Jizzamatropolis?

jizzatron 

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A robot that helps you Jizz.
I own a jizzatron which helps me Jizz.
jizzatron by Jiggles the monkey November 24, 2006

Jizzatron 

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The act of jizzing so much that it seem to be like a robot made to jizz.
My husband was a Jizzatron last night. It was great.
Jizzatron by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014
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