4 definitions by id0pa
1. a botchy attempt at wiping one's posterior, thus resulting in a serpentine pattern of feces in the back of one's undergarments (i.e. mudbutt)
2. generalized term for a someone that gives rimjobs (i.e. rimjob)
2. generalized term for a someone that gives rimjobs (i.e. rimjob)
After taking a hurried shit break at work, I found myself puzzled from the sensation of a rather moist brown betty in my trousers.
That brown betty put how much syrup again?!
That brown betty put how much syrup again?!
by id0pa July 8, 2004
1. the next step in evoluton from emo, (i.e. emo)
2. twenty-something stroketard whose style of clothing conflicts with their demeanor, thus resulting in a spicy psudeo-intellectual with more flavor-of-the-month conversations than a long island prostitute.
2. twenty-something stroketard whose style of clothing conflicts with their demeanor, thus resulting in a spicy psudeo-intellectual with more flavor-of-the-month conversations than a long island prostitute.
If I here one more three syllable word outta you, I'm gunna paint this diner with your hipster BLOOD!
by id0pa July 12, 2004
jizcipline \jizz-uh-plin\ , noun, verb
1. The ability to maintain an enduring penile erection whilst performing sexual intercourse for a prolonged amount of time, regardless of the positioning or frequency of thrust
2. Something consistently practiced on Sting's tour bus and/or in his bedroom, likely for decades to come
1. The ability to maintain an enduring penile erection whilst performing sexual intercourse for a prolonged amount of time, regardless of the positioning or frequency of thrust
2. Something consistently practiced on Sting's tour bus and/or in his bedroom, likely for decades to come
Louis, having no fear of a potential 'whiskey dick' scenario, met Jennifer at a night club, initiated coitus back at her place, and displayed such spectacular jizcipline that Jennifer's flat mate, Susie, was convinced both lovers had achieved a state of sexual nirvana.
Jizcipline is something I once possessed in my twenties, but time has been so cruel to these wrinkled prunes I doubt there is any chance for redemption, my dear. Yes, I shall call you a taxi post-haste.
Jizcipline is something I once possessed in my twenties, but time has been so cruel to these wrinkled prunes I doubt there is any chance for redemption, my dear. Yes, I shall call you a taxi post-haste.
by id0pa March 30, 2013
1. E-mos, commonly found reciprocating in livejournals, exclusive/uber-trendy chatrooms, myspace, or your local Starbucks with their wireless mac laptop
(Let it be noted that whether the E-mo uses myspace, they will have a vast quantity of pictures, mostly of themselves posing...somehow.)
1a. Aside from computer proficiency, they maintain the same characteristics of an emo or hipster
(Let it be noted that whether the E-mo uses myspace, they will have a vast quantity of pictures, mostly of themselves posing...somehow.)
1a. Aside from computer proficiency, they maintain the same characteristics of an emo or hipster
1. "id0pa: Hey, emo kid!
Auto response from Rachelle: how sad this is what your life has been reduced to, a single room apartment containing no more than a mattress. how sad the strings have been removed from the blinds and all the outlets have been painted over. the television screen is streaked with blood smeared from your knuckles as you were trying to punch it out but you underestimated its strength. or maybe you just weren't trying hard enough. startled by a knock at the door you rise for the first time in two days to answer, but you can only greet the visitor with one short statement. hello my first name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello my name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello i really don't care if i never wake up again. i really don't care if i never wake up again.
Id0pa: You don't say!"
2. "xiwishiwascoolx: lets mosh and hold hands at the same time"
Auto response from Rachelle: how sad this is what your life has been reduced to, a single room apartment containing no more than a mattress. how sad the strings have been removed from the blinds and all the outlets have been painted over. the television screen is streaked with blood smeared from your knuckles as you were trying to punch it out but you underestimated its strength. or maybe you just weren't trying hard enough. startled by a knock at the door you rise for the first time in two days to answer, but you can only greet the visitor with one short statement. hello my first name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello my name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello i really don't care if i never wake up again. i really don't care if i never wake up again.
Id0pa: You don't say!"
2. "xiwishiwascoolx: lets mosh and hold hands at the same time"
by id0pa December 13, 2004