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jizz-brick 

a dense collection of random things stuck together by the adhesion of semen
i was jerking off yesterday and came in my trash can. i formed a jizz-brick with some dryer sheets and old socks
jizz-brick by YungZebruh November 20, 2012

Jizzcricket 

Slang term coined in the process of the creation of random humorous insults involving the names of animals.
EX: "Don't talk to me like that, jizzcricket."

EX: "Stop being a jizzcricket and make me a sandwich."
Jizzcricket by Yozic November 27, 2006