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jizz blaster 

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.
jizz blaster by de-pube June 11, 2023

jizz blasting 

CUMMING ALL OVER HER FACE.
in order to do so. she must suck you until you blow a huge load of sperm in her nostril. then you must slap her in the face with your cock.
i was jizz blasting my girlfriend so hard last night.
jizz blasting by james licavoli August 11, 2008

jizzblast 

Jizzblast, mainly used in porno's, describes when a man sprays his hot load i.e. ejaculates, all over their partner, usually on the face or titties.
Oh dear, you've jst jizzblasted in her eye. No she's blind!
jizzblast by Jesus Rammsbottom January 2, 2007

jazzblaster 

Any type of fender jazzmaster guitar with upgrades or modifications that enhances the already superb sound of a stock jazzmaster.
This is commonly done by changing the soapbar pickups with Telecaster Deluxe humbuckers. Originally created by Sonic Youth guitarist Lee Ranaldo around 1996. It was a 1966-1975 vintage sunburst jazzmaster, which was stolen in 1999. A new jazzblaster then had to be made.
A: Oh dude, Lee Ronaldo's jazzmaster sounds unreal. I've never...

B: Whoa dude, wait, first of all that not a jazzmaster. It's a jazzblaster.

A: Oh sh*t!
jazzblaster by Alan Orth October 14, 2006

jizzblast 

When a guy drops his creamy load so fast that it's direction becomes hard to control.
Damn, Ian jizzblasted so hard he hit his dog, and then the dog licked it up, and then he did it again coz it was pretty damn funny.
jizzblast by Jesus Rammsbottom December 11, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026