Jizz Band

Term used when talking about Jazz Band.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.

"Dude i just got back from Jizz Band. I need a clean pair of pants."

Jizz Band by Kreg Keagy November 13, 2007

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jizz bandit

The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).

(noticing a puddle of white stuff on the floor at the base of the stairs) ... Watch your step! Looks like we got a visit from the jizz bandit.

jizz bandit by plez January 27, 2009

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jizz bandit • Jizz Band • albanian jizz bandit • jizz bomb • jizz mopper • jizz rag • jizz in my pants • jizz-trap • jizz biscuit • jizz hands

albanian jizz bandit

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.

"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit

albanian jizz bandit by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 1, 2013

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jizz bandit

creepsters pretending to be college students to get ass

That guy asking for your number is a total jizz bandit, watch out!

jizz bandit by justanotherdude292 April 13, 2007

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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