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Jizz Band 

Term used when talking about Jazz Band.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.
"Dude i just got back from Jizz Band. I need a clean pair of pants."
Jizz Band by Kreg Keagy November 13, 2007
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jizz bandit

The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).
(noticing a puddle of white stuff on the floor at the base of the stairs) ... Watch your step! Looks like we got a visit from the jizz bandit.
jizz bandit by plez January 27, 2009

albanian jizz bandit 

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.
"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit

jizz bandit

creepsters pretending to be college students to get ass
That guy asking for your number is a total jizz bandit, watch out!
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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