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dam thats jitnem becareful of them niggas
jitnem by jitnem April 30, 2023
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Unlicensed taxi cabs that service high-crime areas where licensed cabs don't want to go.
We took a jitney to the grocery store cu'z his car done broke.
Jitney by Barnacle Steve June 24, 2004
is class lame on jhitnem
jhitnem by hiloljklmao October 12, 2021

Jitney bus 

hot ass van with unlicensed haitan refugee drivers.

Susposed to hold 15 passengers but can pack about 70.

The drivers always get pulled over by the police and get asked for their green cards.
That jitney bus broke down in little haiti

Why does the jitney bus pass by cats so slowly?
Jitney bus by Frank December 17, 2003
A jitney is a makeshift taxicab service that usually accepts alternative forms of payment, such as crack cocaine or sexual favors. These operate solely in the hood.
Moesha, since yo' car was repo'd you gotsta call me a jitney, I ain't walkin. I ain't got no money so gimme an 8ball.
jitney by Cheerio November 18, 2004
A beautiful ship name. He/she will always protect you. He/She likes you but also has eyes on someone else inorder to stop that you need to face the obsticles. Dont be shy make them jelous they will come back to you and let your feeling go out
Wow that is a jitneet couple
jitneet by Thisbetterbetrue March 8, 2021
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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