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A really cool Asian dude who likes to; break his leg. not listen to his doctor. And to have bigger lips than a black dude.
He's funny and likes laughing at your own jokes. Short as balls though. All around, loveable guy. A guy ima miss. But a guy I know has potential to be great.
"Ayo is that Simu Liu?.. Nah nevermind is just Jiseop"
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He’s the type of guy that is made out of boyfriend material. All parents love him and want him around. He will unlock the inner Korean within you and provide the relationship with lots care and attention.
Fuck Chad, get yourself a Jiseong.

The world doesn’t deserve Jiseong.
Jiseong by anon1792649 January 28, 2021
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jismopper 

The guy that mops up the nudie booth after a guy shoots a load.
If I don't go to college I might end up as a jismopper
jismopper by Your Mom's Box October 9, 2003

jismopper 

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.
I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.
jismopper by Jay March 11, 2003
A super cool guy with a big heart and big behind. He's our rasperry god and he has a cat called Kiki who is the only woman in his life. Also has the quickest tongue ever (because he raps). Overall the perfect man. 10/10 ngl
"Every night I dream of Jiseok."
Jiseok by junebabygirl November 28, 2019

jismopper 

The guy that cleans up ejaculated semen from the floor in a strip club or similar establishment.
After Krazy Kate pole danced naked, the jismopper had to clean up the semen from the floor.
jismopper by Silent Bob March 11, 2003
A Korean dude with awesome muscles. Generally touches himself all the time. Although a musclehead he is smart. Is very stubborn to his own decisions. Won't show his penis, cause its super small
Hey, Jiseok u should do some blowjob
Jiseok by Sonrie January 24, 2019
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