To ejaculate prematurely, esp. in one's pants. From the acronym JIMP for "Jizz in My Pants", the title of a song by the group The Lonely Island.
Man, I just walked in the change room and saw Cody bent over & wearing nothing but snug-fitting black boxer briefs. I damn near jimped right then & there!
by Spunkelunker July 11, 2010
J.I.M.P. is an acronym which is a shortened way of saying 'Jizz In My Pants'. It stemmed from a video originating from Saturday Night Live. The term is used on many internet chat sites as a replacement for other acronyms such as 'ROFLMAO', for anything which the writer finds to be extremely hilarious, sexually arousing or highly enjoyable. As more and more people watch the music video, the term JIMP is becoming more and more acceptable, but it is particularly important when choosing to use this term that the audience understands its meaning, or it is ineffective.
Eventually this term will be a globally used acronym by all internet users, as more and more people watch the video clip. Currently the video has had 26,911,814 hits in total and is ever climbing.
Eventually this term will be a globally used acronym by all internet users, as more and more people watch the video clip. Currently the video has had 26,911,814 hits in total and is ever climbing.
"WOMG that's so funny it made me JIMP!" "That picture just made me JIMP ; " "I scored the winning point, it made me JIMP!"
by Bradley007 February 20, 2009
Someone who simps for Jet. Jet + Simp = Jimp
Other forms can be Jupporter of Jan.
Jimps are known for gatekeeping animes and being annoying in general.
Other forms can be Jupporter of Jan.
Jimps are known for gatekeeping animes and being annoying in general.
by Octobyte December 19, 2020
A Jimp is a word that describes someone who is fat, has glasses, and large purple fag-bag and needs to shut up.
It was dervied from the term "Gimp"
It was dervied from the term "Gimp"
by Jim Peterson November 06, 2005
A Cross eyed Japanese person. It is a very offensive to Japanese people.
If you say it in public and someone asks what it means, say it is a good friend in Islamic.
If you say it in public and someone asks what it means, say it is a good friend in Islamic.
by AUSTIN BE emo February 23, 2011
Jimp, or J.I.M.P means Jizzed In My Pants. Occurs most with people who have premature ejaculations, or people in prison who haven't had sex for quite a long time after they were caught "interfering" with children.
1. Wow, this bikini car-wash is hot. Oops, I seem to have Jimped...
2. Ooo, a light breeze is coming under my cell door.... ah crap, not again...
2. Ooo, a light breeze is coming under my cell door.... ah crap, not again...
by 021091DB April 24, 2009
Notches down the spine of a blade created to provide grip on a knife beyond the bolster. Many knives, especially pocket knives, have very shallow or widely spaced non-functional notches that are used solely for aesthetic purposes.
by Dead Lemonz August 09, 2010