A hilarious
English Comedian known for his
dry, dark, sarcastic and deadpan humour. He is one of the funniest
people to ever live and he hosts "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year" as well as making numerous appearances on Comedy Central's "Just For Laughs".
Jimmy'
s girlfriend: "Jimmy, we've come to the crossroads in life where we have to decide whether to take the
next step in our relationship, which would
mean moving in together, or whether to break it off because frankly, I'm getting
bored."
Jimmy Carr: "That's not crossroads, that's a T-junction"
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Jimmy Carr: "I had the sexual
history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where I had to list every girl I'd ever been with. From the girl I lost my virginity to, up to her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I should have stopped.
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Jimmy Carr: "It really annoys me when
people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. Hearing voices in your legs! That's proper mental!