2 definitions by TEMP89LFFR
A hilarious English Comedian known for his dry, dark, sarcastic and deadpan humour. He is one of the funniest people to ever live and he hosts "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year" as well as making numerous appearances on Comedy Central's "Just For Laughs".
Jimmy's girlfriend: "Jimmy, we've come to the crossroads in life where we have to decide whether to take the next step in our relationship, which would mean moving in together, or whether to break it off because frankly, I'm getting bored."
Jimmy Carr: "That's not crossroads, that's a T-junction"
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Jimmy Carr: "I had the sexual history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where I had to list every girl I'd ever been with. From the girl I lost my virginity to, up to her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I should have stopped.
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Jimmy Carr: "It really annoys me when people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. Hearing voices in your legs! That's proper mental!
Jimmy Carr: "That's not crossroads, that's a T-junction"
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Jimmy Carr: "I had the sexual history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where I had to list every girl I'd ever been with. From the girl I lost my virginity to, up to her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I should have stopped.
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Jimmy Carr: "It really annoys me when people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. Hearing voices in your legs! That's proper mental!
by TEMP89LFFR March 16, 2009
verb.
Pulling an Aidan.
-Getting out of any work/excercise/activity by using ridiculous excuses that wouldn't usually interfere with what the task required.
Pulling an Aidan.
-Getting out of any work/excercise/activity by using ridiculous excuses that wouldn't usually interfere with what the task required.
Teacher: Run on the spot for a minute!
Student: I can't, sir, I've got a sore arm.
Student 2 (to student 3): He's pulling an Aidan, what a wanker.
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Teacher: Right, read the first paragraph, please.
Student: I can't, miss. I've got this ingrown toenail..it really hurts and I can't speak that well.
Student 2 (to student 3): He's pulling an Aidan, what a lazy cunt.
Student: I can't, sir, I've got a sore arm.
Student 2 (to student 3): He's pulling an Aidan, what a wanker.
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Teacher: Right, read the first paragraph, please.
Student: I can't, miss. I've got this ingrown toenail..it really hurts and I can't speak that well.
Student 2 (to student 3): He's pulling an Aidan, what a lazy cunt.
by TEMP89LFFR January 31, 2009