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Jimmy’s mom 

One of the hottest people in the world l. I want to feel the touch of a women please
Carl: Jimmy’s mom is so hottt

Jimmy's Duck Butter 

The spicy yet moisty condiment that can be added to any meal to make it prestigious. Harvested from the area between Jimmy's Ass and Scrotum.
Are you going to finish Jimmy's duck butter?
Jimmy's Duck Butter by Kentyboy2 April 22, 2018

Jimmy's Guitar 

A guitar your friend cums on after he jerks off then lets you play it next day and laugh at you and you don't know why until he tells you he came onto the strings
"haha get fucked i did a jimmy's guitar on yah"
Jimmy's Guitar by Jimmy's Friend Svxn September 3, 2019

Jimmy's Condom 

Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.

Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.
I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.

Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom
Jimmy's Condom by Flea Prime August 31, 2010

jimmy’s mom 

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant
carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

Jimmy's horseshoe 

Late-stage male pattern baldness in which a substantial sphere of bald flesh is circled by an increasingly dissipating ring of hair, often forming a "horseshoe" shape.
Colin Mochrie was long known for flaunting his Jimmy's horseshoe on set.
Jimmy's horseshoe by instaphammed February 22, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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