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Jimmy’s mom 

One of the hottest people in the world l. I want to feel the touch of a women please
Carl: Jimmy’s mom is so hottt

Jimmy's Duck Butter 

The spicy yet moisty condiment that can be added to any meal to make it prestigious. Harvested from the area between Jimmy's Ass and Scrotum.
Are you going to finish Jimmy's duck butter?

Jimmy's Guitar 

A guitar your friend cums on after he jerks off then lets you play it next day and laugh at you and you don't know why until he tells you he came onto the strings
"haha get fucked i did a jimmy's guitar on yah"

Jimmy's Condom 

Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.

Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.
I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.

Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom
Jimmy's Condom by Flea Prime August 31, 2010

jimmy’s mom 

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant
carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

Jimmy's horseshoe 

Late-stage male pattern baldness in which a substantial sphere of bald flesh is circled by an increasingly dissipating ring of hair, often forming a "horseshoe" shape.
Colin Mochrie was long known for flaunting his Jimmy's horseshoe on set.
Jimmy's horseshoe by instaphammed February 22, 2022