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Jogsterbate 

To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.
"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"
Jogsterbate by Seconds_left October 9, 2011
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j walking jangster 

to cross the street not at a cross walk and to do so in a gangster manner
sara and jon are j walking jangsters =]
j walking jangster by Jon sexy A October 20, 2005

j walking jangster 

Someone who crosses the street in an unlawful manner. Primarily, but not limited to J walking, walking through a no pedestrian zone, and crossing the street blindfolded. By walking in this manner, you become a J walking Jangster
The first known J walking Jangster is Jon A and sara.

Lil Jon has also been spotted J walking like a jangster
j walking jangster by Hot Wesley November 9, 2005

Jangster 

A play off word from original gangster
it means someone who is an awsome jenga player aswell as very cool.
"you guy your such a jangster"
Jangster by ND6FLIP August 22, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026