Jiahneyla 

An example of how much someone's name can be butchered and beaten to death.

Someone named Alice: hey wassup
You:hey Ahlise
Someone named Alice:wtf my name just got jiahneyla so bad

Jiahneyla by big_dic_energy October 6, 2018

Jahnella 

For one of the smartest girls you'll ever meet it's amazing how stupid some of the things she says can be. She has an amazing heart not able to say anything mean even when its deserved. She has no idea how amazing she is and wouldn't believe you if you told her. She is one of a kind. A natural beauty with dark flowing hair and chocolate eyes that will hold the truth. A truly precious girl loved by all. With the best intentions despite the three day wait you will endure when expecting a reply to a unfound text. She has a special sense of humour and you just have to laugh even if only at her outstanding clumsiness! With so much potential i cant wait 2 see how she will make this world a better place in a way only she could.

example 1: person 1: oh my gosh! I just saw a girl trip up a hill, fall backwards into an icecream truck roll down the hill get thrown from the van only 2 land on a savage pig n be carried half way across china where she slipped off into a pit of jelly.as she she tried 2 pull herself out she accidently put her hand in a frypan. Pulling it away in pain she lunged from the pit n landed on 80 rusty nails. person 2: wow. Unlucky! Who was this girl?! person 1: i think her name was jahnella. person 2: oh that explains everything. Example 2: Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Dr Seus and she's curing cancer! Watch out AIDS your next!

Jahnella by agentmax January 1, 2011

jisneyland

a place in the roleplaying world that everyroleplayer dreams off

go on a trip to Jisneyland, that will be ULTIMATE SUMMERTIME BOP.

jisneyland by jisneykim April 20, 2021

Jizzneyland 

When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.

Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the "Jizzneyland" zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.

Jizzneyland by whocaresaboutNY April 5, 2013

Jizzneyland 

The act of engaging in sex (including, but not limited to intercourse and oral or anal sex) and subsequent ejaculation on Disneyland/World property.

Man #1: Sarah and I went to Disneyland for our honeymoon.
Man #2: Cool, what did you guys do?
Man #1: Well, I rode the rides, and then I took her inside the bathroom and I rode her! Some guy in a Goofy costume was watching us. Dude, we turned Disneyland into Jizzneyland!

Jizzneyland by MonaForPrez February 2, 2015

Jizneyland 

Anywhere that one chooses to Jizz. Most commonly a vagina.

After the super bowl, many players say that "I'm going to Jizneyland"

They are actually just going to fuck a bunch of cheerleaders.

Jizneyland by HEDMAU5 March 12, 2012

Jahnyla 

Jahnyla is intelligent, kind hearted, about her business, funny, and does have a bad attitude so don’t. She is someone that you can talk to about anything without being judged or called out. Overall Jahnyla is a great friend and person to be cordial with, you’ll miss her.

Jahnyla is always making someone laugh.

Jahnyla by anonymous November 21, 2021