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A young girl , wavy hair . Usually dark brown eyes , crazy , friendly , very funny . Always has people laughing , and always gives someone good advice . Very Smart , sexy , beautiful , very attractive . Usually a small size girl . from 5" to 5'2" tall . Doesn't need materialistic stuff , but cares more for people . She is a very random person and is a good person until her buttons are pressed .
Omg , she has me cracking up with her jokes . Just like a Jhoanna .

I love my girlfriend she is very Jhoanna .
Jhoanna by Albert Thompson September 3, 2011
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Joanne is very bubbly and friendly. She is not afraid to cheer someone up. She is very sweet and is an awesome friend. Sometimes she chooses the wrong person to believe, but she always comes out right in the end. She is intelligent and honest. She makes friends very easily. She is a wonderful girl and the perfect person to hang around with.
Joanne: Hey I got 100!
Chloe: Me too because you helped me study! You rock Jo!
Joanne by AnonymousRichGirl July 6, 2020
Very shy and antisocial person. Doesn't really talk to anybody. Has social anxiety. She's usually a Miraculous Ladybug stan.
Dang , Jhoann actually doesn't talk to anyone. I wonder what does she usually do outside of school?
Jhoann by CraftFN November 3, 2019
Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.
Johannes christ our lord and saviour
Johannes by Choklad papi March 6, 2017
Is the sweetest and cutest girl you'll ever meet she's funny,caring, lovable, sentimental, beautiful,and understanding and no matter how many times she falls she gets back up and she can be a real baddie!!
Jhoane
joanne's are beautiful in many people eyes, they are down to earth, have a random sense of humour, and are always up for a little bit of danger in life. joanne's hold very random conversation but can be serious when needed to. joanne's may put their friends before their guy but they are willing to make sacrifices for both partys. joanne's tend to fall for people who are in there opinion sexy. a joanne's perfect match is tall and handsome.
she's beautiful! she must be a joanne.
she a bad chick! she's a joanne.
Joanne by lo, lo, lo-ve love. November 5, 2011
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