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Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
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Jemaine Clement 

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.

Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.
Jemaine Clement by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

Jemainiac 

Any fan of Jemaine Clement from the musical duo Flight of the Conchords
Friend: Do you prefer Bret or Jemaine?
You: I think Jemaine is SO much funnier than Bret.
Friend: You're such a Jemainiac!
Jemainiac by Brol January 20, 2009
People with the 'J' initial are generally talkative and like experimenting with new things. They will keep you entertained and it is difficult to get bored when they are around. They are a kid at heart and only turn mature when the situation demands. Mostly a Capricorn woman, The signs most compatible with Capricorn are fellow earth signs Taurus and Virgo,
Jemaica are likely the same with the Jamaica country but her mother change her name 'Je' to be somehow same with her name.
Jemaica by CaillenLopez5317 January 1, 2022

Jemaimah 

is the person who is hard to forget. Easy to fall, easy to get hurt but easy to forgive. Able to give everything for the person she loves. Even if there is no guarantee that the person he loves will love her back.
Jemaimah's easily attract to a man with thick eyebrows, beautiful eyes and a good heart.
Jemaimah by Vanfemons August 16, 2021

Jemaia Fan Club

The club that ships Jem and Maia almost as much as they do.
They are separated by distance, but that will not stop them. Their fans will not stop obsessing over them.

This club is currently headed by President or rather now King Niel, and has held it's first official meeting on Jan. 26, 2013.

The club hopes to upgrade to a harem, and have special member Emma Watson join.

The shipping never ends, and the meeting commence spontaneously, however one need not worry if they wish to join. All they have to do is believe in Jemaia.
The Jemaia Fan Club sure was awesome today--there were so many fandom references names and beautiful moments with Jem and Maia. It was perfect.
Jemaia Fan Club by King Niel January 26, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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