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Jewt

short for jewtuals. jewish mutuals on social media, specifically twitter
natalie: do you wanna be jewts?
ella: i’d love to!!
by natalbee October 10, 2023
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Jute (Jewt)

Cute but has a Jewish nose

Not that attractive but once you find out they are Jewish it makes them very cute
I didn't think she was that cute until I found out she was Jewish and then I thought she was super Jute (Jewt).
by Stop calling me dad July 27, 2017
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jewtuber

A youtuber who joins a minecraft server only to raise its queue times by ten million percent
FitMC...the biggest jewtuber of them all.
by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020
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Jewting

Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!
Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"

Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "

Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
by Savylthe April 11, 2022
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jewth group

-noun
an organization of young Jewish people, as for social purposes, usually under the sponsorship of a temple/synagogue.
Derived from the root words of Jewish + Youth Group
Alex: Hey Lila, want to go hang gliding?
Lila: Sorry, I can't! It's Sunday and I have a jewth group meeting!
Alex: Okay.
by Alex Applegate October 17, 2007
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Jewth

A Jewish young person. Taken from the words Jew and Youth.
The Jewth of today has no respect for their elders.
by Top of the Pods July 16, 2008
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Jewtopia

A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.
If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.
by Poopoo Pants of Doom August 3, 2012
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