Jewsey
Frank - "Hey, asshole! Signal before you merge!"
Guy from New York - "EH! You tawkin ta me? You from fawkin New Jewsey?"
Guy from New York - "EH! You tawkin ta me? You from fawkin New Jewsey?"
Jewsey by Koolguy_gt500 March 21, 2010
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New Jewsey
New Jewsey by Dewdlings August 24, 2009
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Jewsey • New Jewsey • Jersey • Jersey shore • Jersey Girl • Jersey Turnpike • Jersey Devil • jersey slide • Jersey Whore • jerseyboy
New Jersey messy
Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
Jersey Stomp
This is when your mate from Jersey is goosed out his mind at an after party and like out of nowhere he legs begin to stomp to imaginary music in his head. This new disco move is set to sweep the nation, everyone should join in
my mate Gerry was going wild last night at the party - he was certainly doing that new phenomenon the 'Jersey Stomp'
Jersey Stomp by Cockney Sparrow April 12, 2012
jersey 6
a girl from New Jersey that is a 6 on the 1-10 scale, thus meaning since she is slightly better than average, yet far from the top of the scale, she is reduced such exploits as blowing someone under the table of a Seaside Heights bar, or giving access to the back door for the budget price of a Jagerbomb and a place to sleep. They are usually sloppy drunk at the end of the night, and are often seen lighting the wrong end of a cigarette.
jersey 6 by Robbie BigSlick September 3, 2010
Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs
Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?
Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.
Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.
Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019
Jersey Slamma-Jamma
This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
Jersey Slamma-Jamma by The saltine July 20, 2017
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