Jewnet
When stealing internet from someone in your neighborhood through their unprotected wifi network. But being so far from the source the signal is weak, causing constant dropping and lagging.
Jewnet by EffinAnonymous January 14, 2009
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Jennette McCurdy
Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.
She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?
George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.
Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--
George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.
Lloyd: Ah, right.
George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.
Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--
George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.
Lloyd: Ah, right.
Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010
Jeanette
One true friend. If you're a little nerdy she's your go-to girl. She doesn't take crap from people and is as real as it gets. She is understanding and will give good advice. She can be shy at things she thinks she's not good at. Just give her time and keep encouraging her. She's the kind of girl you can be yourself around. Shes goofy and a lot of fun. She's one true friend.
Girl 1: I heard a Jeanette just moved to town!
Girl 2: I know! I totally want to be her friend!
Girl 1: Me too!
Girl 2: I know! I totally want to be her friend!
Girl 1: Me too!
Jeanette by IceHockey1835 December 15, 2014
Jewnited States of America
The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
Jewnited States of America by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021
Jennette
KInda like the best person you will ever meet. She is extremely kind and beautiful and can make you laugh and feel loved even when you feel like absolute shit. SHe is one of those people that you can instantly form a bond with she will be the best person in your life. If you treat her right she will never leave you, but if you treat her like shit then you can expect the same.
Jennette by noobody2546 April 29, 2019
Jewlett
noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.
John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."
Jewlett by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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