Ewmonster

Noun. A person in whom the very idea of ew is manifest, be it in their looks, fashion, mannerisms, actions, speech or opinions. Witnessing an ewmonster evokes feelings of being ewwed-out, causing the skin to crawl with convulsions of cringe. The ewmonster transcends simply being ew as they are the ultimate 100% in the scale of ew-ness. Ewmonsters are often fashion victims and can inhabit any city, town or village worldwide.

Tom: Ew my God Becca, did you just see that ewmonster! Her capri pants and chiffon earrings are ewing out my life!

Becca: Ewwww! She is the ultimate ewmonster, I think her name is Ollie, watch out Tom, she's coming over.

Ewmonster: Hey guys, wanna hang out and come shopping with me? I could use some of your wicked fashion tips.

Becca & Tom (simultaneously): GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GROSS EWMONSTER!!!

(Ewmonster woefully skulks off)

by GoatBoat August 15, 2010

eronsteron chapter 2

A guy that is the upgraded version of eronsteron and his Tsar Bomba to a greater power, which resembles into it destroying kakumei goku. And his igelkott has also grown so his igelkott is so powerful that it can kill anyone with a tap, and also his eyes have evolved into it being the rotten stink which will do that if a human took a smell they would die instantly from the disgusting smell.

eronsteron chapter 2

by Xantores August 26, 2023

eronsteron

A guy that rages and has alot of teethstones in his teeth while he draws out his nuclear bomb every once in a while if an igelkott goes into his butt it will draw out a Tsar Bomba so be careful about someone who got the name eronsteron. If you see someone that got the name eronsteron don't go close to them or their eyes will fuck you up also.

eronsteron

by Xantores December 8, 2022

eronsteron chapter 3

In a mysterious world, Eronsteron was known for his unpredictable rages and teethstones in his teeth. He possessed a nuclear bomb, the Tsar Bomba, and a legend that it would activate if an igelkott entered him. His eyes had a terrifying power.

An upgraded Eronsteron had an even more potent Tsar Bomba and sought to destroy Kakumei Goku. His igelkott was deadly with a single touch, and his eyes emitted a lethal, putrid stench. This story unfolded the battles and consequences of their existence in a world of unimaginable power and danger.

eronsteron chapter 3

by Xantoress September 15, 2023

elminster

The most powerful wizard in the realm of Toril (from the forgotten realms series (dungeons and dragons spinoff)) He was the first forgotten realms character ever written about by Ed Greenwood.

He is allied with many a powerful characters in the realm: The Seven sisters, Khelbun arunsun, many other.
He is a chosen of Mystra (goddess of magic).
He was born with magic detection, and truesight.

He is unbeatable, totally and utterly.

Elminster Aumar, remember the name

"Elminster is a god among men."
"He made love to mystra!"
"And he's so modest"

by petrepete September 20, 2006

Jewmonster

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout

"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"

by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007

emosterbating

A word invented by Casey which describes what you do when someone says they don't want to be your partner but continues to act like they do. This causes you 'play' with your emotions. By yourself. Shamefully.

" She said she likes me but doesn't want to be my girlfriend, but yesterday when we were watching a movie she kept leaning on me and putting her had on my leg. Maybe she really does like me! Or maybe she doesn't..but she might..maybe she's got trust issues and I just need to be patient. Or maybe it's because..etc,etc."

"Stop emosterbating and eat your pizza"

by T; May 22, 2008