Jewishish

Someone who isn't jewish but acts jewish, has jewish friends, and considers themself jewish.

"Did you see Mordechai's girlfriend? Would his parents be ok with her not being jewish?" -guy #1
"She's jewishish so his parents say its ok as long as they don't get married." -guy #2

by B--RaD October 29, 2008

jewishest

being the most jewish.

Person 1: I just made a manischevitz marble cake.
Person 2: That is the jewishest!

by Julia Scarlett October 2, 2010

Jewishophile

When a non-jewish male of adult age having no knowledge of the jewish religion is aroused and attracted to Jewish adolescent women that are dressed up and wear pantyhose.

I was at the Palisades Center Mall on Sunday and I seen Phil. I said hello and asked him what brought him to the mall today. He said "Well every Sunday the hot jewish teens come out of the woodwork and come to shop at this mall all dressed up because they just came from temple and find that hot". So I said, "Ok well um aren't you almost 30, Phil?". He replied, "I look but don't touch. Then I remember what I see and go home and screw the brains out of my ugly girlfriend with the lights off".

Phil is such a Jewishophile!

by The Jax August 5, 2009

JewishPhones

The Hottest Person In Cuckland and oonce's hot catboy boyfriend

Big Guy: mensam i wish "JewishPhones" were here so he could show me his fat cock
Mensam_Policem: I Play TF2 and Kill Black People

by JewishPhones November 12, 2020

Jewishmish

a stupid made-up holiday that people who claim to be "half Jewish" talk about, combining aspects of Christmas and Chanukah.

to set the record straight, it's IMPOSSIBLE to be half jewish. If your mother is Jewish, then you are Jewish, no questions asked. if your father is Jewish and your mother is not, you're not "half jewish."

And don't bust my balls over this defintion, because that info is straight from my Rabbi's mouth.

No, I'm not celebrating Jewishmish, because like a Jewish Christian, it is not real.

by beak March 13, 2004

Jewishmish

As has already been said, this holiday is completely fictitious. there is no such thing, because Jewish/Christians, like Messianic Jews, really don't exist, and for a much simpler reason than heritage: you either beleive in Christ, or you don't. sorta hard to halfway that one.

If you believe Jesus is your savior, you are not half-Jewish, you are all-Christian. maybe non-denominational, but still CHristian. also, having a Jewish relative other than your mother does not make you Jewish.

by Shwaggy May 27, 2004

jewishize

to make one more jewish. to make one into a money desirer.

why did i let your mother jewishize you so much?

by harr donn October 3, 2007