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When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.
Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!
Jewhole by Lil licker November 1, 2013
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Tesco is a company owned by jews so there for it is the hut of jew.
Dude im going to jewhut anyone want anything?
jewhut by geary December 9, 2012

Jewhouse 

A jew that doesn't stop talking, and doesn't admit to being Jewish in public
Man, that Mike Uhouse is such a Jewhouse
Jewhouse by Jewman666 April 27, 2010
Any machine that eats your money.
"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!
Jewbot by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011

Jewmotional 

Being stingy about buying an item.
When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.
Jewmotional by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009
A guy/girl who wouldn't be considered hot in the general population, but amongst other Jews, they are the best available.
Guy 1; Miriam is looking good today!

Guy 2; Yeah, but only compared to the rest of the chicks in synagouge

Guy 1; true, she is totally only Jew Hot

Guy 2; she doesnt compare to the shiksa's
Jew Hot by tellitlikeitis111 April 13, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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