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jewhole

an extrordinarily tight sphincter or rectum.
a rectum considered to be practically inpenetrable by most standards
Yo man, I wuz banging the bitch and went back door, but she had the worst caes of jewhole I ever saw. That sphinkie was so tight, I couldn't slide a toothy pick in the bitch!
by Hugh JaLoad October 14, 2005
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Jewhole

When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.
Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!
by Lil licker November 1, 2013
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Jewhole

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.
Jewholes ruin the world.
by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009
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Jewhole

Hole of a jewish person, Anus, asshole of someone of jewish descent or background.
I am going to kick you in the JEWHOLE.
by Insanity Rowe August 20, 2008
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JEWHOLE

A descriptive term used to identify cheap bastards who hold onto any cash or cash-worthy item with the ultra strong grasp of a gay virgin's first butt plugging. These individuals will often put money before friends. A hole into which money falls into and is never seen again. JewHole.
Jay- "Hey Paco, the pizza's here. We all pitched in- where's your 5 bucks?"

Paco- "oh, i'll pay you later"

Jay- "oh that Paco is such a JewHole".
by jason strycharz & lucia pelayo January 14, 2009
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Jewhole

A Jewhole is a loophole that Jewish people employ, so they do not perform an "act of work" on the Sabbath or Shabbat, which is the Jewish day of rest.
Orthodox Jewish Wife: It's almost Midnight, we cannot put our groceries in the fridge, it's already the Sabbath.

(Opening a fridge often switches on the light inside, and switching on a light is considered an act of work that is prohibited by Jewish Law.)

Orthodox Jewish Husband: That's why we have Jewholes.

Orthodox Jewish Wife: What do you mean?

Orthodox Jewish Husband: I will just ask our Christian neighbour to come over and open our fridge for us.
by Ookamiverse July 29, 2024
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