An excessively materialistic woman who believes that the net worth of a man supercedes all other aspects of his personality and nature. JewHoes are notorious for running three simultaneous credit checks on a man before even talking to him and for a complete lack of ability or willingness to put out, as they believe their cunts are sacred ground, much like Israel.
by MrKennedy November 24, 2007
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by will bitten September 14, 2017
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Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.
Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!
Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!
by bbone22 September 7, 2012
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by The Child September 2, 2007
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Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen
by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010
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by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019
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a) to physically hurt a person to the brink of death,
b) to have sexual intercourse with a woman,
c) to out smart your opponent by using multiple simple techniques,
d) to have the most intense moment of your life.
a) to physically hurt a person to the brink of death,
b) to have sexual intercourse with a woman,
c) to out smart your opponent by using multiple simple techniques,
d) to have the most intense moment of your life.
a) Don't make me JaeWhomp your ass!
b) Hey girl I know you want the big JaeWhompus.
c) He wasn't that smart I used five jaewhompus on him and his defense crumbled.
d) Holy shit that was JaeWhompus, dude!
b) Hey girl I know you want the big JaeWhompus.
c) He wasn't that smart I used five jaewhompus on him and his defense crumbled.
d) Holy shit that was JaeWhompus, dude!
by Whompuski August 30, 2010
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