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Jewbroni

A Jew who isn't good at normal Jew stuff, like being rich and being a tightwad and starting all the wars and killing jesus. A lackluster Jew.
Mort Goldman on Family Guy is a Jewbroni.
by Doughboy619 October 16, 2009
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Jewbroni

Someone that is Jewish and Italian
That jewbroni is orthodox and wouldn't appreciate pepperoni on his pizza
by B0b L0blaw September 25, 2010
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jebroni

A male who wears Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle. They spike their hair and act very preppy. The are douchebags most of the time.
Kid 1: Hey you see that guy

Kid 2: You mean Dave?

Kid 1: Yeah he wears to much A&F

Kid 2: Oh Yeah he is a jebroni, no doubt about it.
by John Stienman August 5, 2008
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Jewbonic Plague

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.
You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.
by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007
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Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.
G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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Jewbrownie

A jewbrownie is a jewish african-american.
Lenny Kravitz is such a jewbrownie
by Colemama January 2, 2009
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Jewbonics

The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.
Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.
by superbipolar420 October 17, 2016
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